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Shining a Light on Testicular Cancer Awareness Month

At Hot Octopuss, we’re more than happy to say BALLS to Testicular Cancer.

Sure, they might get stuck to thighs in summer or need untangling during a good session – but let’s be honest, over half our customers have them, and we’d be lost without them.

Whether you’re rocking a full set or not, we’re all about helping you have fun with your fun zones. But this month, we’re also here to remind you to give the ol' chestnuts a check.

Once a month, quick fondle, job done. Because beyond their impressive party tricks, those bad boys need looking after.

Take a minute, feel around – and if you want a useful Ball Checking Guide, the brilliant folks at Testicular Cancer Foundation have put one together. While you’re at it, maybe sling them a few coins – they’re doing brilliant work.

So before your next Hot Octopuss toy session kicks off, pause the vibrations and give your knackers a 60 second once over. It might just save your life.

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