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Christmas: Shipping & Delivery

Last Shipping & Delivery Dates
for Christmas 2024

United States
Standard Shipping: Order by December 13th
Express Shipping: Order by December 17th

Canada
Express Shipping: Order by December 18th (11am)

United Kingdom
Standard Shipping: Order by December 18th (11am)
Express Shipping: Order by December 20th (11am)

Europe & Asia
7th December: Bulgaria, Cyprus, Finland, Greece, Italy, Malta, Norway, Portugal, Romania, Sweden

9th December: Czech Republic, Poland, Spain, Turkey

11th December: Austria, Denmark, Lithuania, Slovakia, Slovenia

13th December: Belgium, China (People’s Republic), Croatia, Estonia, Hungary, Iceland, Latvia, Luxembourg, Thailand

16th December: France, Germany, Hong Kong, Ireland, Japan, Netherlands, Singapore, Switzerland, Taiwan

Australia
Standard Shipping: Order by December 19th (4pm)

For all other destinations:
Please contact customer.support@hotoctopuss.com by December 7th to confirm shipping details. Orders placed after this date cannot be guaranteed for Christmas delivery.

Additional Information:
Shipping estimates are based on UK business days, excluding national holidays and weekends.

Orders placed after December 20th may be delayed until early January 2024, with tracking emails sent after January 2nd, 2025.

Shipping Information

Shipping estimates are based on UK business days. This means national holidays and weekends are not included. We aim to ship all orders within 3 working days. If your order has not arrived within 2 weeks, please contact us at customer.support@hotoctopuss.com to report this. We have a limited window for tracking and resending missing orders.

Shipping Charges

United Kingdom
Standard - 3-5 days - £4.95
Express - 1-2 days - £8.95

United States
Standard (Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico) - $14.95
Standard - 4-7 days - $9.95
Express - 2-4 days - $14.95

Canada
Please note that due to postal strikes, deliveries may be delayed. Please contact Customer Service before placing orders if you have any questions.
Express Shipping - 3-5 days - $19.95 USD

Europe
Standard - 5-8 days* - 8.95 - 12.95 EUR
Express - 2-6 days* - 19.95 EUR

Australia
Standard - 9.95 AUD

New Zealand
Standard - 12.95 AUD

Rest of World (where sold)
Price on request

Delivery Information

If upon receipt of your delivery you find that the box has been damaged, opened, or its contents are missing, please ensure that you take a photograph of the damaged packaging which should be emailed to us. If you are at home during the delivery write “Damaged/Opened/Missing content” and refuse the package when delivered by DHL/USPS.

Please note, due to an increase in doorstep piracy, as a small company, we are not able to take liability and responsibility for parcels that are stolen from unmanned or unsecure delivery locations. This includes homes with no secure delivery box, and apartment blocks with a shared entrance. Please ensure your delivery location is secure, or there is someone to accept your delivery.

We can only accept returns for refund within 14 days on unopened and unused items. Please contact customer.support@hotoctopuss.com to arrange a 14-day return.

Shipping FAQs

Can I track my package?

Yes, you will receive tracking information with your order.

Where do you ship from?

We have warehouse hubs in the United States, United Kingdom and Australia.

How quickly do you dispatch?

We process and ship orders Monday through Friday, typically within 3 working days of purchase.

Are your products shipped discreetly

Yes, all items are dispatched in plain boxes with no markings that indicate what is contained within the package.

Do I have to pay customs, duties, and taxes on my delivery?

Please note that orders outside of the United States, United Kingdom and Australia may be subject to certain import customs, duties, and taxes imposed by your country upon delivery. These charges are NOT included in the prices and shipping costs listed on www.hotoctopuss.com

Sexcellent Returns Policy

How do I return a product?

Click here to learn more about our Sexcellent Return Policy