Whether or not you like having your stockings stuffed, jingling someone’s bells, or roasting a pair of chestnuts, the 2021 holiday season is on its oh-so-festive way.
And along with all biting naughty bits off gingerbread people, passing around fabulously extra-fruity cake, and trimming someone’s tree, it’s when there are all sorts of bowl-full-of-jelly delicious sales to be had.
Like our own joyously celebratory package of best sex toy deals featuring many of our reindeer-nose-redding products.
So here’s your chance to pick up one or more of them for that special someone on your “naughty” list to ring in the New Year with orgasms galore!
The Season of Giving
Let’s get our holiday ornaments rolling with a brief guide on selecting the perfect sex toy for your partner, playmate (or your good self).
Beyond what sexual equipment they may have, take time to ponder what you know they’re into and what they might be, as either can be a tremendous help towards successful gift-giving.
Because, after all, picking the right toy for the right person could very well get you a gift in return, like a breathy invitation to try it out with them. Wink. Wink.
Last Minute Deals for Penis-owners
If someone’s into penis-play, you can’t go wrong with any of our SOLO luxury Guybrators, like our PULSE SOLO LUX, which does an amazing job of arousing that particular part of the body!
Into edging, the joy of getting close to but pulling back from coming? Then look no further than our PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL that’s built for exactly this kind of thing!
And if you’re curious about the many positive and definitely arousing benefits to orgasm withdrawal, we suggest checking out this informative article over at Healthline.
Last Minute Deals for Vulva-owners
For people equipped with vaginas, a sexy Christmas gift idea is our pocket-sized powerhouse DiGiT finger vibrator, which we’ve fine-tuned to clitorially tickle anyone’s fancy!
But if G-spot pleasuring is more your cup of eggnog, nothing beats the Treble and Bass dual-motor wonder that’s our KURVE—and is an ideal prezzy for anyone particularly intimate in your life.
Puzzled by what it is or how to have this kind of orgasm? Look no further than our everything you ever wanted to know guide, Solving The Mystery Of The G-spot, so you and your loved vulva-owners too can experience this often thunderously intense pleasure first hand.
Last Minute Deals for Couples
The Pulse fun doesn’t stop with solo play, as if you’re into playing with sex toys with a partner, compliments of its matching pair of wrist-mounted controllers, our PULSE DUO LUX is ideally suited for shared, sexy-time antics!
Atom is another of our fantastic line of products. Built to integrate the erection assisting benefits and desensitizing nature of cock rings with state-of-the-art vibrator technology, our stand-alone ATOM can’t be beat.
Meanwhile, if you want to double your holiday cheer - pleasure for him & her- may we suggest the twin-motor ATOM PLUS: a two-fer bang for a jolly seasonal!
Best Hot Octopuss Sextoy Deals You Can Have Delivered Before Christmas
Right up there with fretting over what to give who, the holidays frequently involve the somewhat non-joyous logistics of getting your presents into the eager hands of those you care about.
A company that’s all about letting the good times roll—sexually or otherwise—we know how important holiday shipping can be for best sex toy deals, which is why all these discounted products will be shipped out as Rudolph-fast as possible to give you lots of time to wrap, put a fancy ribbon on top, and hang them on your chimney with care.
Though keep in mind if you want something by the 25th, you’ll have to get your order in no later than the 17th.
More Sexy Gifts & Deals From Hot Octopuss
And not just the toys we’ve already mentioned, but an additional Advent calendar-full of others to give and get.
Products like our famous JETT, hands-free toy for those with penises. Immeasurably flexible, it’s a Santa-sent for anyone into cock rings, vibrators, or any combination of the two because you can lustily stimulate those as well as other body parts to anyone’s erotic satisfaction!
Final thoughts:
So while we’ve been discussing the ins and outs of giving and choosing a sexy gift for someone else, remember you deserve plenty of your own. Why not give yourself the greatest gift of all: loving yourself—and there’s no better method than putting some presents under your own tree.
Remember you deserve plenty of your own—notably the kind we offer, the ones that’ll make all of your cheeks nice and rosy!
What toys out of Santa's big sack would you choose this Christmas?
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